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The Must Have RETRO GAME FAN Products for 2017

These are 2017’s coolest MUST HAVE Retro Fan gaming items for your home, man cave, gaming room, or den!

Buying cool and unique
products for yourself or for your home is always fun but when you get
amazing products that are a dream come true for every gamer, its even

Whether you are a
hard-core gamer or just love collecting game related memorabilia, this
list of products is great for any game lover who wants to flaunt their
passion! From utility and everyday items like mugs and rugs to expensive
and showcase items like game controller shaped coffee table, these make
for amazing gifts for yourself or your friends.

Giant Playstation 3 Controller Coffee Table: Keep Your Coffee On A PS3 Controller Replica


How happy
would you be if you could buy a coffee table that is an almost
exact replica of the PS3 controller and can be used to store
your gaming paraphernalia? The Giant Playstation 3 Controller
Coffee Table is a gamer’s dream come true and has been
created using birch plywood.

The huge
Playstation controller coffee table weighs 100 lbs and has a
black, matte clear finish to it. It has been beautifully
crafted and has all the knobs and buttons of the original
controller. It also features a 1/2-inch thick plate of
tempered glass top that can be removed if needed. The fold
down door at the back of the table that can store extra items
is non-intrusive and does not take away from the look of the

Over Mug: A Game Controller Shaped Coffee Mug


The Game Over
Mug is shaped like a PS3 or PS4 game controller and comes with
a message printed at the inside of the mug. A must for
everyone who loves playing games or just owning cute and
unique mugs, this one will let you know that your game is now
over when you finish up with the liquid inside, by revealing
its ‘GAME OVER’ message.

It has
controller grips protruding out of the left and right side,
making it easy to hold and sip your drink. It has been made
from ceramic and can hold about 12 oz. of liquid.

Pixelated Iphone Case: A 90’s Memorabilia Smartphone Case


If you are a
fan of the game Tetris and miss its pixelated interface, then
the 8-Bit Pixelated iPhone Case is the perfect new accessory
for you! Surround yourself with this nineties nostalgia and
use this pixilated case for your 4k retina smartphone!

This iPhone
case made form large pixels and also has a pixelated apple
logo, both made from high quality TPU. The case is currently
available for the Apple iPhone 4, 4S, 5, and 5S models and can
be bought in white, black, or pink color.

Super Nintendo Controller Door Mat: Wipe Your Feet On A Super Nintendo Controller Rug


The Super
Nintendo Controller Door Mat is a rug for your door that has a
Super Nintendo controller design. Whether you miss your
childhood game, like to collect memorabilia or just need a
doormat for your home, this cool rug is the one for you.

for indoor purposes, this doormat has been designed and
created by ThinkGeek. It is made from 100% polyester and a
non-skid back. It measures 30 inches in width and 13.75 inches
in length and can be easily cleaned with a damp cloth and

NES Cartridge Secret Drinking Flask: For When You Want To Be A Discreet Drinker


Are you a
gamer? Do you like drinking? Do you want to be discreet about
your drinking? If your answer to these 3 questions is
‘yes’, then the NES Cartridge Secret Drinking Flask is the
perfect solution for you.

If you are
ashamed of your drinking habits and want to be super discreet
without anyone finding out about it, then this flask has been
designed as an old school Nintendo game cartridge with the
exact size and features. They can easily be kept with your
other gaming paraphernalia and when no one is looking you can
sneakily take a swig of your favorite liquor!

funded as a Kickstarter campaign, these flasks can be bought
individually or in a collector’s set of 5. They have an
assortment of drinking themed labels that are parodies of
classic Nintendo games, like Super Bar-Hop Bros, Tetriquilla,
Castle Vodka, Kegaman, Spike Dyson’s Pass Out, Legend of
Drink, Drunk Hunt, etc. They are created by using a plastic
mold and have a watertight cap to keep the liquor inside safe.

Flask: The Nerdy Way To Drink


Another cool
product for all the Gameboy fans, this drinking flask is
called The Nerdtendo Gameboy Flask and it looks just like the
famous Gameboy. It has been handmade from a stainless steel
flask and has a vinyl wrap that is stuck around the flask
using durable adhesives.

Great for
showing off your love for the portable game, or just being a
discreet drinker this flask will make a great addition to
products like the Game Boy Beach Towel and Game Boy Hard
Drive. You can even customize it and add designs on the flask
for an extra $5.

Controllers Ice And Chocolate Molds: For When You Want To Eat
Your Controller


What gamer
party is complete without some cool gaming party products? The
Game Controllers Ice and Chocolate Molds will add an element
of zing to your party and will make for some awesome ice for
drinks chocolates for dessert.

This mold can
make 6 items at one time with 2 of each controller –
Playstation, NES, Sega. It has been made with food safe
silicone and is also dishwasher safe with 7.5 x 5.75 x 1 inch

Joystick Light Switch: Light Up Your Room In Style


If you have an
awesome gamers den, then just imagine how cool it would be to
have an Arcade Joystick Light Switch to shine some light on
your games and gaming products?

Designed to
look like the front of an arcade machine, it has a joystick
and two arcade like buttons and the whole unit can be used to
replace your boring old light switch plates. The joystick can
be moved up and down to turn on and turn off the light, making
this mundane task so much more fun! The two buttons on the
side also make adorable and gaming arcade authentic ‘pew-pew’

The front
light on the panel and the arcade switch buttons both use 2 AA
batteries. It has been using plastic and has 5.5 x 6 x 1.75
inches dimensions.

Boy Hard Drive: Store Data In Your Favorite Game Player


If you miss
holding and playing with your game boy and its been far too
long, then the Game Boy Hard Drive will fulfill all your
dreams and wishes. The ultimate nerdy gamer product, this hard
drive has been created using old game boys that have been
hollowed out and fitted with a hard disk instead. It also has
USB ports for connecting with your laptop or computer that
have been drilled into the shell.

It is USB 3.0
compatible and comes with its USB cable. The hard drive is
available in 3 storage capacities and respective prices –
500GB for $109.99, 1TB for $129.99 and 2TB for $159.99.

Boy Beach Towel: The Ultimate Beach Accessory


The Game Boy
Beach Towel is yet another product for people who just cant
let go of their nineties game playing fetishes. Apart from a Game
Boy Hard Drive
, if you would like to take your love for
the Game Boy to the next level, then the Game Boy towel is
just the product for you.

It is a beach
towel that has been designed to look exactly like a Game Boy,
except that it says Beach Boy instead of Game Boy on it. It is
made from cotton and measures 30 x 60 inches. It is also
machine washable. 

Controller Shaped Calculator: Do Your Calculations In Style


No one likes
doing math, unless you are a geek who loves studying or are
just a fanatic who loves solving problems. But if you are a
regular person, you probably hate mathematics solutions just
as much as everyone else. If you want to make the task of
solving problems that may or may not ever help you in your
life, check out the Game Controller Shaped Calculator.

Not only does
it look extremely cool with its game controller shape, it will
also give you a slight motivation to actually do your
homework! This X-Cool Game Controller Calculator has 12
necessary functions like percentage functions, square root, 1
key memory retrieval, basic math, etc. It works on battery
power and can be bought in a number of cool and fun colors.

Keys Coffee Mug Set: Match Your Crockery To Your Laptop


Show your true
geek side with this Keyboard Keys Coffee Mug Set that is
shaped like giant keyboard keys! Designed after the Ctrl, Alt
and Del keys, these cups have been made using heavy-duty
plastic construction and are dishwasher safe. They can hole 8
ounces of liquid each and come with a matching tray.

Match this
with the Giant Playstation 3 Controller Coffee Table and just
imagine how cool your gaming room will look!

1 Comment
  • Ned Pensicott
    January 13, 2017
    Reply #1

    I’d get the light switch, the calculator is pretty cool, and that portable USB Hard Drive that’s a Classic GameBoy is verging on being a pretty cool undetectable item, spyworthy, CIA, FBI and/or James Bond except it’ looks too cool so someone will just grab it to see it which will blow your cover.

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